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The Most Overpaid Actress in Showbiz

Forbes’ annualy lists ten of the world’s best paid actresses, but the list has a big problem though: an actress does not need to have even made a film in 2010 to be part of it. Advertising deals, endorsements, and back-end payments for movies that have yet to be made add to their grand total for the year. So without consulting the data you could immediately say that Angelina Jolie is the most overpaid actresses of 2010 since she made $20 million without even releasing a film; imagine the luxury she lives in without even working – televisions, leather seactional sofas and recliners and much more.

Comparing the amount a star was paid with the eventual box-office revenue for that film would be a good way to begin working out who’s the most overpaid. But as some actresses did not release a film in the last year we can’t simply correlate the amount someone was paid over the last year with revenue. Ultimately, directors only want to make great films and audiences only want to pay to watch great films. An actress therefore has been overpaid if the amount she has earned in a year doesn’t correlate well with their own overall critical success.

So who’s the most overpaid?

Number ten on the Forbes list is Kristen Stewart, the real star of Twilight. In the period that Forbes use, June 2009 – June 2010, she earned $12 million. Having starred in 19 films over her career, she has an average career rating of 49 per cent on Rotten Tomatoes, the premier box office web site. Considering how fickle some movie industry critics are, 5/10 for a lifetime of films isn’t half bad (or half good!). And $12 million a year is nothing in Hollywood these days. Stewart is certainly not going to be the most overpaid actress in Hollywood, even with such a meager average. She’s got her whole career to fix that.

Drew Barrymore is one of a few of Hollywood’s biggest female stars to make their directorial debuts this year. That, along with producer credits on the film He’s Just Not That Into You, helped her earn $15 million in the 2010 period we’re looking at. It’s a long way to come since starring in her breakout movie: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. She creeps in between Stewart and Maryl Streep with a slightly above average 55 per cent average from 43 films.

Also making her directorial debut this year is Angelina Jolie who earned $20 million in 2010. By commanding such a high fee you would assume that this will be reflected in the critical success’s of her films, if not we can certainly consider her overpaid. She slumps in with a 44 per cent career rating. Considering that she’s the highest earner so far, she’s by far the most overrated. Julia Roberts, meanwhile earned a similar amount to Jolie, and she was once the world’s highest paid actress. This year she did Eat, Pray, Love, and not too much more. Her 37 career films rated on Rotten Tomatoes put her well above Jolie at 52 per cent average rating.

Now we’re really getting somewhere: Sarah Jessica Parker has been too busy with TV in recent years so hasn’t made so many films, and much of her huge $25 million earnings come from other deals. In her 28 movies she commanded an average of only 43 per cent rating, making her our most overpaid star so far.

With $27 million in the bank from 2010, Jennifer Aniston should be smiling since she just edged out Sarah Jessica Parker with 45 per cent rating across of her films, so she can’t be considered as overpaid. Cameron Diaz starts to really step up the game by earning $32 million in 2010, and she justifies it though with an average rating of 53 per cent over her whole career, making the extra few millions worth it for the critical approval her films have earned.

Tying with Diaz on $37 million for the year is Reese Witherspoon. Unlike Jolie, who hasn’t done a film very recently, it feels like Witherspoon has been away for many years. Most of the millions come not from Hollywood, but from her role as the face of the Avon brand. But her career average ratings exceeds the half-way mark, coming in at 52 per cent, so you can’t knock her for being overpaid. At least not the most overpaid.

Sandra Bullock blows the field away according to Forbes by earning an incredible $56 million in 2010. The high and low ends of her career according to the critics are Speed and Speed 2. With a miserable average score of only 41 per cent over the course of her whole career, thanks to a few abysmal performances, we can now categorically say that Sandra Bullock, no matter how many Oscars she wins, is most the highest paid and most overpaid actress in Hollywood. Who would’ve thought.

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Maxim Hot 100 2009

#91-100: Chelsea Handler, Joanna Krupa, Michelle Obama, Yvonne Strahovski, Padma Lakshmi, Olivia Munn, Marisa Tomei, Rebecca Mader, Melissa Rycroft, Deanna Russo

#81-90: Heidi Montag, Emma Watson, Whitney Port, Minka Kelly, Michelle Trachtenberg, Ali Campoverdi, Summer Glau, Diane Kruger, Jamie Chung, Roselyn Sanchez

#71-80: Gabrielle Union, Camilla Belle, AShley Tisdale, Amanda Bynes, Tricia Helfer, Cameron Richardson, Stacy Keibler, Danica Patrick, Jaime King, Jamie Gunns

#61-70: Dania Ramirez, Heidi Klum, Milla Jovovich, Diora Baird, Amanda Righetti, Emma Stone, Emmy Rossum, Ashley Greene, Jennifer Morrison, Maria Menounos

#51-60: Sienna Miller, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Rachel Bilson, Christina Milian, Amber Heard, Audrina Patridge, Miranda Kerr, Ana Ivanovic, Carrie Underwood

#41-50: Nadine Velasquez, Nikki Reed, Elisha Cuthbert, Avril Lavigne, Fergie, Nicole Scherzinger, Katie Cassidy, Arielle Klebbel, Freida Pinto, Taylor Swift

#31-40: Hilary Duff, Ciara, Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Anna Kournikova, Hayden Panatierre, Cameron Diaz, Charlize Theron, Anna Faris, Lily Allen

#21-30: Annalynne McCord, Kate Beckinsale, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Mendes, Julianne Hough, Angelina Jolie, Vanessa Hudgens, Danneel Harris, Zoe Saldana, Penelope Cruz

#11-20: Jessica Biel, Leighton Meester, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Gina Carano, Britney Spears, Marisa Miller, Chan Marshall, Moon Bloodgood

10 celebrities to give perfect blowjobs

Lindsay Lohan would rush and call you names, her phone would ring all the time and you would feel a slight prickle: that’s cocaine powder on your hard dick. Doesn’t sound too perfect? The thought “I fucked LiLo” afterwards would be all worth it.

Adriana Lima would find a weird place to give blowjob; since she is (technically) a virgin it would be safe to assume she would find other ways to pleasure your dick; her warm glossy lips would wrap around your dick firmly and then she would whisper “do me, anally”.

Leighton Meester would be somewhat hesitant at first and use her hands a lot, but she would soon make up for that with some face fucking action.

Sienna Miller would give you head drinking some brandy and smoking cigarettes, she would play with your cock and sperm and tell you to fuck her with a dildo while she’s sucking.

Monica Bellucci would give you an unforgettable experience, as a real women she would vary the tempo, she would drive you insane, you would want to die with that biggest grin and the hardest cock you’ve ever had.

Elisha Cuthbert would lick a lot, she would tease you and play with your little friend, but finally you would make her gag hard, looking into her deep blue eyes.

Scarlett Johansson would suck softly and slowly, making sure it would take you forever to reach the climax, you would beg her to end it, but she would remain cruel until you’d explode right all over her face and tits.

Eva Mendes would suck you dry, it would be a non-stopping rollercoaster ride, hottest latina action in your sorry life, a highlight.

Kelly Brook would let you play with her jugs and ram your cock realy deep in her mouth.

With Megan Fox it would be all hot and messy like a teenage wet dream, candlelight and romantic music (and of cource Megan only covered with her tattoos) would catapult you to heaven; and to round it up she would swallow it all to the last drop.

FHM Top 10 2009

FHM top 10 2009:

10. Freida Pinto

9. Anna Friel

8. Kristin Kreuk

7. Elisha Cuthbert

6. Adriana Lima

5. Keeley Hazell

4. Britney Spears

3. Jessica Alba

2. Megan Fox

1. Cheryl Cole

What’s your top 10?

Celebs go naked for PETA

Nice people from PETA sent me this to convince you that fur is dead and vegetarianism is worth a try. Very good arguments: Alicia Silverstone, Alyssa Milano, Amanda Beard, Anna Nicole Smith, Annelise Braakensiek, Charlotte Ross, Christy Turlington, Danity Kane, Dita Von Teese, Dominique Swain, Elizabeth Berkley, Eva Mendes, Famke Janssen, Fernanda Tavares, Holly Madison, Imogen Bailey, Jamelia, Jenna Jameson, Joanna Krupa, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Basinger, Nadja Auermann, Pamela Anderson, Roselyn Sanchez, Sophie Monk and more!